Why did they train Luke up and not Princess Leia who was cooler, and had more to fight for, and was less screwed up? Patriarchy!
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CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’
Never assume, people!…There’s a man named Wolf Blitzer? WOLF BLITZER!?
Oh my god, America. Stop naming your people hilarious things! I only just stopped laughing about the existence of Randy Bumgardener!
Wolf Blitzer was born in Germany. It is his actual birth name.
I figger Holocaust survivors can name their kids whatever the hell they want.
- MS: I've certainly p'queued your interest.
- BS: ...Say that again?
- MS: I've certainly p'queued your interest. Come on. You've all heard it.
- BS: No we really haven't. We've heard piqued.
- MS: No. That's not how you say it. P-I-Q-U-E-D. P'queued.
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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
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